I had never heard of such a thing. It arrived in a simple package, of which I noticed the distinct aroma of canine immediately. Mama could read who it was from, yet she hid this important bit of information from me.
Damn it cruel woman – HELP ME OPEN THIS PACKAGE!!! Something FANTASTIC lies within…
Behold… THE CUZOSAUR
Love,
Bogart
Looks like you had a fun weekend.
Simba x