My Funny Valentine

There is NOTHING like the lovin’ of a fine Dale… and since mama still doesn’t have any human who wants to be her Valentine, I will happily oblige. Whatever you’re thinkin’ mama, just remember how much I LUV YOU Whatever you’re drinkin’ mama, just remember that I LUV YOU Whatever is stinkin’ around here mama,…

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I’m Walkin…

 Yes, indeed And I’m lookin’… for a place to pee And I’m hopin’… that you’ll throw that stick to meeeeeeee! (feel free to insert your own musical interlude here – flight of the bumblebee, perhaps?) Oh yeah.  My work here is done. Love, Bogart

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Someone to Watch Over Me

Me and my mama.  We are an amazing team. We love each other, we respect each other, and damnit, we just really, really like each other. When the world tries to mess with mama, I bare my mighty Dale teeth, and when the world tries to mess with me, mama becomes a tiger.  She’s got…

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