Einstein was a pretty smart, interesting guy. And he had a fine hairdo too. Seeing him today on this wall I thought I might explain my Theory of RelAireTivity to him. I’ll say this – he is a GOOD LISTENER Love, Bogart
Hot Dog!
The Exploding Sky
No Bad Dogs
Juicy Pear
Who Wants Whipped Cream?
My Dear… My Card
Many humans think that we dogs have a very primitive way of communicating with each other. That we couldn’t possibly be sending complex messages via something so simple. I am here to prove you wrong. First, locate the site of a fellow dog’s important message. Located! Slowly inhale every bit, byte, and piece via your…
The Shit Sucker
Mama told me a great story today during the evening walkie. Many years ago in Europe, she and dad saw one of these on the street: Dad, in his normal fashion, called it a “shit sucker”. Mama calls that a “Klaus-ism”, which is an interesting way to describe something that, while it makes perfect sense,…