Poop Problemo

It’s been a tough day. My poop just hasn’t been “right” today.  Well, since last night.  Around 11 PM.  And then 2:20 AM.  And then 4:30 AM.  And then 6:45 AM. Mama and I have spent our day either sleeping or walking around pooping (well, I’ve done more of the pooping, she’s done more of…

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Saturday… In the Park…

I think it was some day in September… (not July as the song in your head may now be singing). Saturday mornings require bagels as fuel.  The Bogcedes requires gasoline, I require pumpernickel.  And since there are chores in my near future, make sure I get a whole one, ok? I stop at all of…

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I Saw the Sign

Portland is just full of interesting signs these days.  They make mama laugh, sometimes at inappropriate moments, and she usually tries to pretend that she’s laughing at something hilarious that I’ve done so that people don’t think that she’s crazy.  Well, not too much. We are all familiar with the “man holding stinky poopy bag…

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Rainy Days and Mondays

Monday.  Some rain, some sun.  Some time in the Bogcedes. Ah… sun. But look… clouds. Yes mama, I will help you with the errands.  I will be your co-pilot, your navigator. Keep driving… yes, just a little farther… no wait, you’re supposed to head toward the pet store!!! Damn.  Guarding the car.  AGAIN.  Not at…

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Artsy Fartsy

Well looky here.  In a window of an art gallery, there is a lady artist making music.  We heard it from our place, and had to check it out. All of the people on the street seemed to think it was really cool, but it bothered my ears.  So I would, of course, bark. Mama…

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Aire-t in the Pearl

Art in the Pearl.  I’ve already peed on a tent.  Today it was time to actually walk through and see what they were doing… In the RAIN.  Yes, it hasn’t rained here for awhile now but – in a special nod to the Labor Day weekend – it’s pouring.  Which doesn’t dampen my spirits (I…

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Artful Dodger

First Thursday rolls around again and mama and I are here to take in the culture… Wow, there are LOTS of people out this time.  And not so many dogs.  So I spend most of my time dodging legs. Come on people, I know how to walk in a crowd… do you? Follow my fuzzy…

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6… Months, Seconds, Million Years

Dear Klaus, As of today, you’ve been gone for 6 months.  Each day seems like an eternity without you.  My brain still cannot comprehend that you’re not here, and keeps trying to convince me that you’re just on an extended vacation.  I cry everyday.  Time isn’t healing my wounds, they are still throbbing, itchy, and…

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Sunday Potpourri

Cone.  Cone.  Cone. HOW YOU TAUNT ME, FOUL WOMAN! Mine.  Mine.  Mine. Wait – you have another one?  CAN I HAVE THAT ONE? You will not take THIS one away from me.  I have found a perfect place for it… Hehehe.  Hidden.  Peed on.  Having a big, juicy pine cone to play with one day……

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Behold the CEO

A boring Saturday.  Mama had to do those CHORE things that she sometimes has to do.  While I get to tag along, I mostly have to sit in the car.  NOT my favorite thing to do. She says that I sit either in the drivers seat (obviously) or in the back seat, which is the…

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