Me want. A super-cool Vespa scooter with a bullet-shaped sidecar. OH YES. I would look AMAZING riding in this. Oh, and mama would look cool too. Maybe add a snazzy scarf and my Doggles – can we get one mama, PLEEZE??? Love, Bogart
Airedale Art Critic
So… we are supposed to head over to the waterfront to see some new interactive art-thingy. Apparently mama is still a bit confused, because we crossed over to the other side of the bridge from where it was happening. See those floaty things? I sure do. They have caught my attention and mesmerized me even…
Master of the Flexi
Outfest
Woo-hoo! Outfest! And it’s happening on our block just outside of our apartment! Your intrepid reporter Bogart Handsome Devil here, reporting from Outfest. Today I have seen assless chaps (oh so many assless chaps), feather boas, and lots of (according to mama) extremely attractive men. Most of whom thought I was adorable. GO OUTFEST! We…