Oh damn. It’s that time of year again. The time when you humans feel the need to blow things up in a pretty way. Last night here in Philadelphia the walls were shaking with the booms. I was barking non-stop for almost an hour trying to chase ’em away. I wasn’t really afraid, just kind…
No Bad Dogs
Juicy Pear
Who Wants Whipped Cream?
My Dear… My Card
Many humans think that we dogs have a very primitive way of communicating with each other. That we couldn’t possibly be sending complex messages via something so simple. I am here to prove you wrong. First, locate the site of a fellow dog’s important message. Located! Slowly inhale every bit, byte, and piece via your…
The Shit Sucker
Mama told me a great story today during the evening walkie. Many years ago in Europe, she and dad saw one of these on the street: Dad, in his normal fashion, called it a “shit sucker”. Mama calls that a “Klaus-ism”, which is an interesting way to describe something that, while it makes perfect sense,…