To Aire is Divine

Heyyyy… pine cones!  And not in an area I was expecting.  Score! So mama, instead of walking right now, how about we relax here for a little while – I’ll chomp on my pine cones and you can dodge the local homeless.  No? Ok, I can see where this is going.  You’re going to try…

Thanks to all who have inquired about the state of my bowels.  You will be happy to know that my poop has returned to a healthy shape, size, color, and yes, smell.  Mama would say that she is the happiest about it, but lets face it, I am the happiest about it.  And it’s all…

It’s been a tough day. My poop just hasn’t been “right” today.  Well, since last night.  Around 11 PM.  And then 2:20 AM.  And then 4:30 AM.  And then 6:45 AM. Mama and I have spent our day either sleeping or walking around pooping (well, I’ve done more of the pooping, she’s done more of…

Portland is just full of interesting signs these days.  They make mama laugh, sometimes at inappropriate moments, and she usually tries to pretend that she’s laughing at something hilarious that I’ve done so that people don’t think that she’s crazy.  Well, not too much. We are all familiar with the “man holding stinky poopy bag…

Monday.  Some rain, some sun.  Some time in the Bogcedes. Ah… sun. But look… clouds. Yes mama, I will help you with the errands.  I will be your co-pilot, your navigator. Keep driving… yes, just a little farther… no wait, you’re supposed to head toward the pet store!!! Damn.  Guarding the car.  AGAIN.  Not at…