Oh, you silly humans. Today you are all at the malls, in the stores, shopping your hearts out. And I get to explore the city with a lot more room. I can play games, run, frolic, and chase anything that moves – without being on a short leash or tripping over slow-moving humans. Woo-hoo! I…
Is There Anyone Out There?
Deck the Park With Trees of Holly…
Out of my way! I’m on a mission! I must poop, and I must find exactly the right spot. THIS IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE… Notice how my demeanor has changed – now I am just strolling along the foliage in Rittenhouse Square park. That’s because I finally pooped – after a days’ worth of non-pooping. WHEW!…