My Dear… My Card

Many humans think that we dogs have a very primitive way of communicating with each other.  That we couldn’t possibly be sending complex messages via something so simple. I am here to prove you wrong. First, locate the site of a fellow dog’s important message. Located! Slowly inhale every bit, byte, and piece via your…

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The Shit Sucker

Mama told me a great story today during the evening walkie.  Many years ago in Europe, she and dad saw one of these on the street: Dad, in his normal fashion, called it a “shit sucker”.  Mama calls that a “Klaus-ism”, which is an interesting way to describe something that, while it makes perfect sense,…

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Iron Butterfly

Look at that… up in the sky… it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no… It’s butterflies made out of old soda cans. Pretty darned cool, eh?  Saw them on our way to watch the Pride Parade today.  Happy Pride Month everyone – Lots of rainbow lovin’ all around! Love, Bogart

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Blame it on the Rain

Thank goodness.  Today mama and I got caught out in a rainstorm.  AND IT WAS DAMN GOOD. After an interminably long time without rain or break from suffocating heat and humidity, today it rained.  Hard.  For a rather short time, but since I was out walking in it, it was perfect timing.  Put a new…

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Hole-y Crockpot Batman!

Anyone who knows my mama knows that she’s not the best cook in the world – but she’s an AWESOME doggie chef.  Every night I get fresh chicken or turkey soup brimming with veggies, rice, and lentils.  And several times a week she uses my very own crockpot with which to make my soup-er good…

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Excessive Heat Warning

That’s how the diplomatic Weather Channel described today.  I’d just say that it’s freakin’ hot, again.  Too freakin’ hot.  Way hotter than it should be.  Heat and humidity.  It makes me not even want to take my normal walkies.  Not a happy camper. But wait, what is this? Each day mama and I go to…

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