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You Cannot Hide Those Cookies From Me

December 1, 2016

THIS is the face that you will have to contend with, foul mama, if you so much as TRY to even THINK about hiding that last cookie from me. After a fine morning of muddy madness, I have earned every cookie and I count them. Oh yes, I count them. And you are one cookie…

Lip Smacker

November 29, 2016

I encourage you all to stop and smell the sticks. And when your tongue can make it all the way over your nose, well, that’s an extra bit of goodness for ya. Taking a little break from my evening walkie, sticks proudly displayed, lookin’ good but ever-ready to defend my sticks should mama decide to…

Out, Out, Damned Infected Anal Gland

November 25, 2016

I haven’t talked much about my butt recently, mostly because it’s been a pain in the butt. One of my anal glands (I know, I know) was infected, and we’ve been playing the antibiotic-merry-go-round trying to get me on the right one that wouldn’t make me sick to my stomach or too tired, and that…

The Mighty Stick Hunter

November 20, 2016

Not gonna let a little thing like some pesky snow slow me down, no sir-ee. There are sticks in them thar hills, and someone has to round ’em up. And bring them home. And make sure that they are left in a big pile outside of my front door. Like you do. Love, Bogart

Snow Bum

November 19, 2016

Well, THAT was a bit more snow than was advertised! Not the lake-effect wild snow drifts that some folks got, nor the torrential blizzard that other folks received, but I wasn’t really expecting much. The fact that there was any snow on the ground was exciting, and I wasted no time in creating those funky…

It’s On My Nose, Isn’t It.

November 10, 2016

Dignity be damned. Love, Bogart

Autumn Has Broken

October 15, 2016

The season is upon us, friends, of collecting both sticks and tennis balls in the mouth at the same time. A cornucopia of delicious goods, carried with pride and guarded with terrier ‘tude. Get outside and enjoy some for yourself. Drag your humans along, THEY NEED THE EXERCISE. Love, Bogart

Dia Log

September 28, 2016

Anyone wanna enter into a “Dia Log” with me? All you have to do is head deep into Frick Park’s Tranquil Trail and you will see this. Pretty clever, eh? You humans certainly do need ways and reminders on how to communicate (rather than just biting, growling, or stealing food like us dogs do), so…

Reading is FundAIREmental

September 10, 2016

You never know what you’re going to find when you venture into the park on a Saturday morning. Especially when you wake up a little later than usual (hey, it’s Saturday). Last year I stumbled onto this festival but the weather was much different – all foggy and dark – so imagine my surprise…

Power Outage – Roast Beef Inage

August 10, 2016

So not fun to be home during a neighborhood power outage. With my dedicated fan and air conditioner down, this oldie was sweatin’. Not taking any chances with my dinner, I requested – and received – Arby’s. I shall suffer on. Love, Bogart