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January3rd

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Paw of Doom

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Holidays, Portland, Video

Today I got to go to the beer-making mecca here in Portland with mama and dad – F.H. Steinbart – and in yet another great reason to live in Portland, I could actually go inside. I was on my very best behavior, and sat with mama chatting with their friend Michael who works there while dad went around choosing some new supplies for the Black and Tan Brewery.

Unfortunately, mama did not bring along her camera to capture any of the golden moments. And for that, I’m afraid, she will have to suffer the PAW OF DOOM…

Yes, the mighty PAW OF DOOM is something that must be brought out sparingly as it is very effective. Notice how this frisbee is NOT GOING ANYWHERE when it comes into close contact with said paw (of doom).

Even as it tries to escape it must know… RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

You will take the PAW OF DOOM and like it!!!

So mama, because of your forgetfulness in not capturing my very first time at the beer-making store, I will give to you the PAW OF DOOM (just let me get these frisbees lined up so that I may perfectly show you THE PAW)

Ok, I think you’ve suffered enough. Time to move on to the feared CHOMPERS OF DOOM…

You wanna give it a whirl?

Love,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

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December24th

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Winter Wondaireland

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Awards, Holidays, Portland, Video

Gotta love the SNOW SNOUT!!!

The only way to get one is to go in, go deep, and dig in with all you’ve got!!!

Use all of your resources… (i.e., front yard AND back yard)

Instinct takes over… nose down, going to ground…

Paws optional – mostly for style and flair…

Full schnoz!!!

And the result…

Another public service brought to you by Bogart Handsome Devil, trendsetter.

Love,

Bogart

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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December22nd

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Snowtairecular!

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Portland, Video

The snow has not only not stopped – it’s dumping more and more onto my backyard! And making it difficult to go for my walkies – which cheeses me off. Mama said that now even the local buses aren’t running, so we’re kind of stranded here. Tell me that doesn’t mean that you’re just going to sit there mama…

As we just moved here not too long ago from Los Angeles, as you can imagine we weren’t really prepared for the “Arctic Blast” (as it’s being referred to on the TV news). Even tho we just heard that there hasn’t been this much snow in Portland in over 40 years, that doesn’t make it better. I’m definitely helping mama keep warm, but there isn’t much I can do about the snow at this point – it’s almost too deep for my legs now, and that is freaking me out. But we are missing a very important piece of equipment – the SNOW SHOVEL.

No money to go buy one, car not prepared for snow and no buses running. What’s a boy to do?

That’s right, dad and I decided to make one ourselves.

I know it looks like I’m just sitting there but in reality I’m helping – someone has to come up with the design and supervise the workers.

I’ve gotta be sure that dad is doing this right. It’s totally makeshift – an old rake that he is attaching to a piece of an old sign. Prehistoric, eh?

Come on dad, get crackin’!

I need to go out for a little bit to at least do my business, and I’m not walking through that snow again…

Did you hear me? I’m not walking through belly deep snow again just to poop!

Good. Just checking.

Almost done…

Allrighty dad, nice work… I will sing your praises…

Stand up, proud snow warrior, and brandish your weapon!

The snow is really INSANE… this is my backyard…

There has to be over a foot of snow – in only a few days…

And IT’S STILL SNOWING

I’m working on my Snow Stache… hey, I smell a fun contest in there somewhere!

Look how pronounced my beard and stache are when fully covered in snow!

And how do I get such excellent snow stache satisfaction you ask? Never forget where the word TERRIER comes from…

Love,

Bogart

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December19th

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Here Comes the G-rain Again

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Portland, Video

More SNOW!!! It seems like every day I wake up and there is more snow out there. Apparently this is unusual for Portland, but hey, since I’ve only been here a few months – and this is my very first real snow EVER – I don’t mind.

Check out this monster paw print – was it from some wild animal? Are the dinosaurs still roaming around? Could it be Bigfoot?

Nope, just little old me.

Mama has a snow day today from work – so we’re off for a special midday walkie.

Can you tell what it is?

We head off down the reedway (on a non-snowy day you would be able to see Mount Hood in the background, but not today!) toward…

HORSES! And GOATS!

These guys just love the grains that are left over after my Black and Tan Brewery (uh, I mean my dad) is done with brewing beer.

There are two horses and four goats… the goats are about my size, I keep thinking that they are some sort of dog, but nooooooooo…

Check out these faces!!!

I couldn’t get a good closeup shot of the black and white goat, but the brown ones look so cool, don’t they? They’re really friendly too.

Love,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

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December14th

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Snow Day

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Awards, Holidays, Portland, Video

It’s S-N-O-W-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohmydog you guys, this is my first real snow – so even though it’s Sunday, I woke mama up at 7 AM so we could go for a brisk early-morning walkie! I just KNOW she appreciated this, I could see it in her face (well, just her eyes because the rest of her was completely covered to protect her from the cold)…

Slippery… but COOL

Come on mama, there is no need for a short walkie because of the snow – I’M NOT COLD

The forest is really beautiful during the snow – we haven’t seen another person or dog – so we’re making the first footprints…

So now it’s time to make the ceremonial first footprint in the snow in our backyard.

Then… time to PLAY!!!

A little snow on the button…

PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mama and dad didn’t know exactly what to expect during my first romp in the snow, but I’ve gotta say that I took to it like a champ. It’s AWESOME and since it’s going to snow all day it looks like we’ll have some for awhile!!!

Love & Snowy Aire Kisses,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

PS – We’ve been having SO MUCH FUN, mama just had to add some new pictures:

Love,

Bogart

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December7th

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The Australian Cuzosaur

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Portland, Pup Pals, Video

I had never heard of such a thing. It arrived in a simple package, of which I noticed the distinct aroma of canine immediately. Mama could read who it was from, yet she hid this important bit of information from me.

Damn it cruel woman – HELP ME OPEN THIS PACKAGE!!! Something FANTASTIC lies within…

Behold… THE CUZOSAUR

Love,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

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November17th

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Shiba Inu Cuteness Overload

Posted in: Airedale Fun, PSA, Video

Ready for some live puppy action? Mama and I tune in to the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam… 6 adorable pups that are about 6 weeks old just frolicking, eating, and SLEEPING. You’ve gotta see it if you haven’t already!!!

Shiba Inu Puppy Cam!!!!

Love,

Bogart

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October31st

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Happy Howloween

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Holidays, Video

No costume for me this year – I hope that everyone is having a FABULOUS Halloween!!!

Love,

Bogart

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October19th

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The Woodsman

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Portland, Video

It’s another beautiful fall Sunday here in Portland… lets take a walk up Powell Butte, shall we?

Some days it’s clear enough to easily see Mt. Hood, other days, not so much…

Let me have a look dad!

Lets head up onto Powell Butte dad!

There is always a lot of nature around here – we see bunnies, birds, snakes, I even once saw a black-tailed deer – but sometimes it’s the little things that catch my attention the most. Check out this orange and black little guy – he was just slowly crawling across the path in his perfect Halloween-themed colors. Maybe an inch or two long. Mama helped him across, I was just fascinated by his outfit.

And occasionally I see a kitty or two – this one looks just like my cat sister Sekhmet

Off into the forest we go! Notice that I already have one stick…

Which I quickly swap for a BETTER one…

When I find a HUGE one, the holy grail of sticks, basically a LOG.

I WANT THIS ONE… you say you think there is no way I can pick this one up?

YOU WOULD BE WRONG

Stopping to smell the flowers – well, these are Arnica so it’s not about smell…

Coming down is always the best part after we “summit” at the top of Powell Butte…

Hey dad, it’s COLD at home – I’m thinking maybe we need some firewood…

Think this will do?

THE END

Love,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

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October7th

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Be My Baby Mama Contest

Posted in: Airedale Fun, Contests, Pet Peeves, Portland, Video

OK pups, listen up!

Mama says that she’s getting a little crazy watching all of my Airedale friends all over the world add more pups to their packs. She wants us to join in the fun!

Guess I have to get crackin’ on the baby-makin’. And why not – I’m young, virile, AKC-registered, intact, and FAMOUS – what girl Dale wouldn’t want to do some dirty dancin’ with me?

The problem? I NEED TO FIND THAT SPECIAL GIRL-DALE

She should be young, bearded, AKC Airedale Terrier, living with a loving and responsible breeder, and of course ready to mamba with me! Ladies, I stand ready to diversify your local gene pool.

The fine folks at Chicken Soup for the Soul Publishing want to help me in my quest. They have given me 3 brand spanking new copies of Chicken Soup For the Soul: Loving Our Dogs to give to my readers! This book has 101 of the best stories they’ve ever published, heartwarming and humorous stories about dogs.

I think I need a classified ad for my, ahem, services. Yes, I’m looking for my baby-mama. Someone who will carry my fine, handsome devil Dale babies.

So here are the 3 categories for winning yourself a copy of this great book (one winner in each category):

1. Create my classified ad photo – take any of my photos on my blog and create (photoshop, collage, macaroni art, it’s all good) the photo that will catch the eye of my future special lady…

2. Create my classified ad text – Witty banter just isn’t enough. Write my personal ad for me. I do want my future baby-mama to learn all about me, but I know that I have to do something above and beyond to stand out in the seas of black-and-tan fuzzy men out there. Double entendres are actively encouraged, the ladies do love someone who can make them laugh.

3. Bogart’s Choice – I’m sure there will be one entry that will stand out… maybe it’s too risque, maybe it makes me laugh but it’s a close second to another entry… but it’s still deserving of a prize.

Ok, so you’re rip roaring and ready to go. Here is the fine print:

Entrants MUST be members of Dogs With Blogs, that is, you must be a dog with a blog to enter. When you send in your entry, please include your URL.

You can enter as many times as you like, with either photos, classified ad copy, or both.

I will be using your photo and text to find me a girl-Dale. Via my blog. So you’ll see your handiwork there and by entering you agree that you’re cool with that.

All entries must be received by October 31st, 2008 and the winner will be chosen by ME on November 1st.

I will ship these ANYWHERE, so feel free to enter from any country.

I will post entries and excerpts from this great book throughout the month so you can be a part of the process. It should get interesting…

So… help out a dog, will ya? Lets extend the Handsome Devil lineage…

Send your entries to me: bogarthandsomedevildog@yahoo.com

Love,

Bogart

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