First Friday is always fun – except for when the streets are so hot you can fry an egg on them. Today is really SO DAMN HOT with a mixture of heat and humidity, I had to do repeat visits to my favorite doggie stores just to soak up a little aire-conditioning.
But I digress. Notice anything?
Yep. I got this fine strand of shiny green beads. From the Geico lady. Now I know what you’re thinking – did I have to show my boobs to get them? Hell, no. While I would happily show off my man-nipples for a tummy rub (only from mama, everyone else don’t even think about it) all I had to do to get this fine strand was give mama a high five. Easy peasy.
And did I mention that IT’S TOO DAMN HOT?