Mooooooooooooooooooo

I’m a city dog.  I’ve wandered through the concrete jungles of Los Angeles, Portland, New York, and Philadelphia.  While I have seen cows from the window of a moving car, I don’t get the chance to see them up close and personal.  Until today.

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 And I do NOT trust them.

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It does appear that these bogus bovines aren’t real – but that doesn’t matter. Papier mache or made o’ meat, I am weirded out by them.

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Whenever I would get close, they wouldn’t move, but kept looking at me with their painted, beady eyes.

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Did I mention that I NOT trust them?

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I mean, they looked cool and all.  BUT STILL

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I like milk as much as anyone.  Especially when it’s made into ice cream.  But this fresh from the source?  Hm.

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Those eyes just look too damn real.  By this time I knew that the cows couldn’t hurt me, but there was something about this one’s eyes that seemed to follow me…

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Yes, we went to try to milk this cow.  No milk today, apparently.  Maybe she needs some more grass.

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Love,

Bogart

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