Can I have a quarter mama?  CAN I?  CAN I?  CAN I?

Ah, that smells right.  Not like bubble gum or plastic.  The way a machine should.  Like dog biscuits.

No worries about that quarter mama, I’m sure I can get this schnoz inside to grab a treat or two.  Or really, you can just give me a quarter and I’ll figure it out by myself.

All I require is that damn quarter and a little time, and it will be TREAT CITY

Love,

Bogart

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