Can I have a quarter mama? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?
Ah, that smells right. Not like bubble gum or plastic. The way a machine should. Like dog biscuits.
No worries about that quarter mama, I’m sure I can get this schnoz inside to grab a treat or two. Or really, you can just give me a quarter and I’ll figure it out by myself.
All I require is that damn quarter and a little time, and it will be TREAT CITY