Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today? I’ve got a great tip for you:
Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM. Pretty much any ATM will do. In my experience, they’re all super-aire-conditioned, and most of ’em have tile floor.
Maybe your mama is like mine – not much reason to visit the ATM. Something about me earning some cash so that we can visit the ATM more often (blah blah blah).
Friends, I GIVE YOU A REASON. It’s hot. It’s humid. Hell, it might even be dangerous. HIT THE ATM
Remind your dad or mama to bring that ATM card with you on your hot-weather-walkie. They don’t have to take any out (it’s just to gain entry to this oasis of cool, breezy happiness).