Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today?  I’ve got a great tip for you:

Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM.  Pretty much any ATM will do.  In my experience, they’re all super-aire-conditioned, and most of ’em have tile floor.

Maybe your mama is like mine – not much reason to visit the ATM.  Something about me earning some cash so that we can visit the ATM more often (blah blah blah).

Friends, I GIVE YOU A REASON.  It’s hot.  It’s humid.  Hell, it might even be dangerous.  HIT THE ATM

Remind your dad or mama to bring that ATM card with you on your hot-weather-walkie.  They don’t have to take any out (it’s just to gain entry to this oasis of cool, breezy happiness).




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  1. Ah, great advise Bogart! You do look nice and cool. Do hate that humidity, but when ya gotta walk, you gotta walk, right? Hey, didn’t you have a cooling vest? I gotta get me one of those.



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