There is NOTHING like the lovin’ of a fine Dale… and since mama still doesn’t have any human who wants to be her Valentine, I will happily oblige.
Whatever you’re thinkin’ mama, just remember how much I LUV YOU
Whatever you’re drinkin’ mama, just remember that I LUV YOU
Whatever is stinkin’ around here mama, just remember that I LUV YOU
Basically, I LUV YOU MAMA
Now can I have the damn cookie?
Oh come on… I said I LUV YOU, and I meant it. NOW GIVE ME THAT COOKIE. Really? Does everything have to be a photo shoot? Can’t I just share my love for you by devouring this fine cookie?
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
Ok, it looks like I’m going to have to probably just take the damn cookie when you look down at the camera. It’s a good thing that I’m not shy.
Ok, ok, one final photo before I pounce.
And now for something completely different in the cookie world…
Yes, yes, mama, YOU ARE HILARIOUS. A red heart cookie on my fine black button nose. Hilarious, I say.
See how the cookie is sweating? It would be MUCH HAPPIER to be in my belly. LIKE NOW.
(the last thing that a heart-shaped dog cookie sees before it exits this world)
Yummo. I really, really do love ya mama. Cookies or no cookies (ok, I love you more with cookies but I’d love you even without – THAT’S LOVE)