I am suited up, and ready for you Irene. I pee in your general direction.
I see absolutely no reason why I should curtail my normal walkie pattern because of some wind and rain. What else is a raincoat for?
I still want to go to the park, I still want to walk in the grass, and I still want to delay going back inside for as long as possible. The wind and rain in my beard is just a bonus.
Yes, yes, yes, I have heard that the hurricane is going to be much worse tomorrow. I will be careful. But I will also be outside as I am not a poopy-pad kind of guy.