Riders on the Storm

Hurricane, eh? I am suited up, and ready for you Irene.  I pee in your general direction. I see absolutely no reason why I should curtail my normal walkie pattern because of some wind and rain.  What else is a raincoat for? I still want to go to the park, I still want to walk…

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Today, I Am Six

Today I am a fuzzy man of 6.  And being that I am a fine, mature Airedale I require a gift which befits my status. That will do. NOM NOM NOM I don’t get these very often – my silly vegetarian mama apparently has difficulty buying them (she never remembers which kind of bones they…

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What Am I, Chopped Liver?

I am a BIG fan of freeze dried liver.  Cannot explain it, but it’s fantastic.  And it’s one of the only ways that mama can stand to feed me (well, us, because the cats love it too!) liver. Usually we buy the beef-liver-in-a-bucket, but this time at the store mama found chicken-liver-in-a-bucket, so I thought…

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The Maine Event

It is ALWAYS a good thing when a package arrives addressed to me.  Always. And packages addressed to me ALWAYS smell good.  From the outside.  That’s how I know the packages are for me.  I have this amazing nose, you see, it’s just a simple biological fact. WHOA! PINE CONES!!!  I thought this package smelled…

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Hail Cesar!

Whoa, Nelly!  Lookie what arrived for me! Ok, stop looking at it – MAMA OPEN THE DAMN BAG OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO OPEN IT MYSELF Goodies!  Goodies!  Goodies! The kind folks at Cesar dog foods sent over a care package chock full ‘o goodness for me to sample.  Dog food, dog treats, and…

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