Mama told me a great story today during the evening walkie. Many years ago in Europe, she and dad saw one of these on the street:
Dad, in his normal fashion, called it a “shit sucker”. Mama calls that a “Klaus-ism”, which is an interesting way to describe something that, while it makes perfect sense, is nothing that a native English speaker would ever come up with on their own.
And she hasn’t seen one of them since. So today, with some trepidation, I bring to you – THE SHIT SUCKER:
I do not trust ye olde shit sucker. Curious about it, why yes I am. But not curious enough to get close.