Oh hello there. I’m just having a little rest at the feet of the mama, having claimed this pillow as my own. You rang?
Well, what is this? My nose-button is heart-shaped!
Oh that smells good. When did you get that, mama? Did you go to the Just Dogs Gourmet bakery WITHOUT ME? The only way I can possibly forgive you is if you GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Ok, haha, yes that’s hilarious, my heart-shaped eye patch. You’re a comedian.
Gimme cookie. Sure, I’ll be your Valentine – you KNOW that I’ll always be your Valentine mama – since you don’t have a human one. Did I mention that it might be time to give me that cookie?
I like this holiday. All I have to do is show you love and you give me cookies? SIGN ME UP