Oh, you silly humans. Today you are all at the malls, in the stores, shopping your hearts out. And I get to explore the city with a lot more room.
I can play games, run, frolic, and chase anything that moves – without being on a short leash or tripping over slow-moving humans. Woo-hoo!
I can also stop and smell the…
Well, they’re not roses… not really sure what they are… but they do smell interesting, …
Ok, one quick pose – get the horse-drawn carriage in the background! Oh such incredible composition skills you have mama (not to mention those super stylin’ gloves)…
It’s a nice, relaxing day, and I think I’m going to light up a big one. A big stogie. You know, MY kind of stogie.
That’s right – I am a stogie aficionado, and you should see the looks I get while walking through the streets of the big city, stogie cocked jauntily out of the side of my mighty jaws. Yeah… I’m a cool character.
Yes, yes, it’s me… no autographs, please!