Oh mama, a Big Happy Birthd-aire-day to you!
My very favorite pair of opposable thumbs – oh, and everything else too.
I’ve got you pretty well-trained at this point, so no reason to trade you in for a newer model. You’ve taken good care of me, the kitties, and dad so now I’ve got to think of something special to do for you. Oh, and you still look pretty good for an old lady.