Talk to the Paw
You know how sometimes the humans just cannot stop talking? Way too much yapping and not enough belly scratching? I have come up with a solution.
Paw to the head. Works like a charm.
Got mama to stop talking almost immediately. Of course it doesn’t hurt that my mighty paw is almost the size of her entire face.
And if they try to move the mighty paw? Well, you can play that game too. Just dig in your toes so that they don’t want to move for fear of their eyes. Trust me, they like their eyes too much to move.
Be sure to keep your paw there for awhile – so that they LEARN when it is ok to yap and when it isn’t. No bark collar required!
This has been a public service message from Bogart Handsome Devil. You may now recline and resume your belly scratching.
Love,
Bogart
I am Bogart Handsome Devil, your host with the mostest! An opinionated Airedale Terrier puppy dog, I'm growing up in the big city with cats and 2 humans, making my way from fuzzy spudling to full-grown stud. Sit, stay, steal a treat or two.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
nice one!
February 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
OOOH..my paws are too small to work that way. But I have found that putting my tongue in her mouth shuts her up fast.
gussie
February 11th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
WOW, Bogsie!!! My mamsie shut up from just looking at your pictures … I then experimented further and stuck my paw in her mouth. Wonderful results, too!!!
Boy, you really know your business, Mr. Mighty Paw. 
Luv,
(Fascinated) Bel
February 13th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Too funny!
February 14th, 2010 at 10:01 am
We’re betting that werks every time! LOL!