I have a secret.
While on my evening walkie, I like to swing by a local doggie store because they have KITTENS in the window.
I make sure that we go down this street every night since the kittens arrived. Now you’d think I get enough cat action – having 5 of my own at home – but NOOOOO…
I find them simply irresistible.
So I have to do something to redeem myself, and regain my canine dignity. Hows this?