Not these guys:
When even the swine are wearing masks, you know that the humans are taking it seriously. Don’t worry buddy, you won’t catch it from me!
If anyone tries to give me swine flu, I will beat them with this stick.
I shall clear a path all the way down NW 23rd – no one shall get close enough to give us swine flu!
Protect and Serve
No one shall get past me – not bacteria, viruses, nor other bugs – with this fine, flu-fighting moss-covered stick.
And how do you tell the world about your new flu-fighting powers? Direct message, of course…