Inspired by the absolutely amazing Michael Phelps and his 8 gold medals, today I decided was going to be the day that I actually SWIM.  You’ll remember that last time I went into the river I only waded up until my beard.  Today I’m gonna go ALL THE WAY…

Ok, maybe not right away…

Wait a minute dad, did I say I was going to swim today?  Uh, I think I meant something else…  oh well, HERE WE GO…

The Sandy River isn’t that deep here which is FANTASTIC – it made me feel like I was swimming well before I actually was.

Can you see me here? I’M SWIMMING!!!

Totally wet, totally swimming.  Woo-hoo!

And even better, there are STICKS in this river – why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner? – and since it’s really hot outside today, I’m LOVIN’ this…

There were lots of people who had the same idea that I did about swimming today, and lots of other doggies.  There was even a human in a kayak who got a little too close for comfort…

This is me splashing him as he went by… he was really moving fast, but I think he got the idea that I wasn’t pleased by all of my fuzzy splashing.

Notice my technique here – paws straight out, nose up, stick in mouth.

Then… SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

And of course then I had to pee on the sand castle that two little girls were building while I was swimming.  Just to show ’em that I’M THE MAN…

Oh yeah.  Wet, muddy, AND sandy beard… whaddaya think ladies?

I’m feeling very rugged individualist here.

A final parting beard shot…

Ah, yet another thing that I have conquered.  Just like Michael.  I’m feeling good, but I’m also feeling thirsty.

EXACTLY what I was thinking… a quick visit to the Lucky Lab for some brewskis.

Please… NO AUTOGRAPHS…

Love,

Bogart

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6 thoughts on “Michael Phelps Who?”

  1. Bogawt you awe totally wugged
    WOW!!
    Those beawd shots awe gweat!!!!!
    What a supew wivew..none of the places I went swimming had stickies..
    how pawsome Congwatulations!
    smoochie kisses
    Asta

  2. Oh, wow, Bogie! My mom’s been promising we’d go to the Sandy River, but she hasn’t come through yet. If you ever see a Bernese Mountain dog there, that might be my friend Gabbie!
    – Charlie

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