To my beautiful dreamgirl,
Today I received your Valentine’s Day card and my heart started thumping. The fact that you had pawsonally signed it got me so excited…
I know I’m not much of a poet or anything, but I did send off a little something to you as well… I hope you receive it soon and that you’ll be my Valentine!
After I opened your card, dad gave me a piece of roast beef – supposedly for us to “share”. So first I bit off half, saving half for you, then it fell on my nose so I had to eat the whole thing. I know you would understand.