Yes I know I’m a bit late to the party with this, having been tagged by my dreamgirl Sunshade awhile ago, but hey, most humans have already broken their resolutions by now!

1. I resolve to post much more regularly than I have been doing lately. No excuse from mom will be tolerated any more. It just not fair to my public to deny them my cute-ness for extended periods of time.

2. I will – reluctantly, mind you – work on my, ahem, humping issues. And I will work on this problem by NOT working on it, if you know what I mean. Still having my manhood makes this difficult (ok, it makes it damn near impossible), but I will try.

3. I promise to eat less of the cats food and more of the food that appears in my own bowl, no matter how unappetizing it may seem.

4. I will work on resetting my internal clock a tiny little bit so that I don’t wake mom up at 5:45 am when she doesn’t have to be up until 7 am. Now I kind of free-wheel it – whenever I wake up and have “the urge” to either go outside to pee or (usually) just because I feel like it I head into the bedroom to wake mom up with a big sloppy kiss. I think the kiss part is still ok, I’ve just noticed that she’s somewhat happier when I wake her up and it’s light outside.

5. I want to get a gopher. Badly. A live one, not the usual dead ones that I pull out of their holes after – ahem – “expanding” the holes a bit. I will focus my mental energy so that I can bag one. Here’s a bit of video of me working on my latest resolution…

I suppose that I can’t do a lot of taggin’ because pretty much everybody else has already been tagged, so I’ll just say GOOD LUCK everybody on those resolutions!

Love,

Bogart

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3 thoughts on “New Years Resolutions”

  1. Some good resolutions there Bogart. Even though it’s only a week since my op, I played with my reindeer toy for half an hour last night with no urge to hump it. Have fun on my behalf Bogie!

    Licks,
    Oscar x

  2. Hey Bogart, you can come dig at our acreage. We have thousands of mole trails all over! You could be busy digging for months, hehehehe.
    Luv & Wirey Hugs!
    Butchy & Snickers

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