As you can see, mom is working hard on my Christmas cards for the Dogs with Blogs Xmas Card Exchange… I have her well trained, she’s shackled to the computer until they are DONE. I noticed when I gave her a little wiggle room she just didn’t work as hard as I thought she should (but… but… but… she’d say, the printer isn’t working again!!!). There was always an excuse. The printer isn’t working, I’m out of paper, I’m out of ink, my fingers are bleeding, blah blah blah.
So today while I’m out getting my daily workout with my personal trainer Heidi, I’ve left Behemoth the cat in charge. He’s going to sit there all day until mom finishes. He has assured me that should she decide to leave the desk for any length of time (except for a few well-placed quickie pee breaks) that he will “take care of the problem”. I’ve seen him in action before – his special pee could peel paint off the walls – so I didn’t ask what he had in mind. I just reminded mom to “be a good girl” before I left with dad this morning.
Let’s hope she listens.