These Boots are Made for Walking…

And that’s just what they’ll do…

One of these days these boots are going to walk right over you… EVIL FOXTAILS!!!! And you’re not going to be able to get to my precious paws anymore!!! You’re going to have to find some other canine to attach yourselves too because I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!!

Mom apparently had to exchange them from a size large to a size medium and today they arrived. As always, the UPS man rings the bell and then runs for the hills when he hears me barking – which is hilarious – every time we come to the door he’s never there but the package has been basically dropped in front of the door as he runs away down the stairs in terror. Fan-tastic.

So they’re super cool – red and black – stretchy neoprene with skidproof rubber botttoms, and velcro (which I thought was for me to chew on, mom had to correct me that they’re for adjusting the boots…). I think I look super cool wearing them, like I’m off for an adventure in the wilderness or something. That is until I stand up – ok, I’m used to having something on my front paws from the evil foxtail incidents, but not on my back ones. Mom said I was walking like a Clydesdale while she was laughing at me, but hey, I’ve never worn fancy shoes before!

But they look great and are pretty darn fabulous. Mom got them for me online from HandicappedPets.com. Check them out, they have some great products!!!

Love,

Bogart