Bogart on the Job

Today mom had a “job interview”.  I wasn’t sure what this meant, so I tried to ask her… but her car broke down yesterday so we had to visit the mechanic before she could go.  So I had to wait to ask.

Walter at Budget Auto Repair is one of our favorite people.  He’s German and a REAL mechanic.  He always fixes mom and dads cars so that they run really well (until they break down that is – but apparently this is always mom’s fault anyway).

Well we got there and I got to see my girl Ferocious – loyal readers will remember her from posts awhile back, the last time that moms car broke down, when I introduced her as my latest squeeze.  Well she’s still as foxy as ever, so we played while the humans talked about spark plugs.

I overheard mom talking about her interview and a light went on in my head.  Maybe it was time – since I’m such a big boy now – for me to go on a job interview.  I thought for a moment about what I was good at, what I could do to contribute to the household.  I asked Ferocious about her “job” – as autoshop guard dog – and had an “A-ha!” moment.  I could do that…

My Girl Ferocious Bogart and Ferocious Bringing Home the Bacon Bogart on the Job

Bogart on the Job Bogart on the Job Bogart on the Job

So Ferocious started to show me the ropes.  She first had me walk the perimeter to stake out any evil-doers.  Then hiding around the cars was the next lesson.  Where to pee so that everyone knows you’re on duty is very important, so we worked on that for awhile.

I think I may have it mom – I’ll be bringing home the bacon soon (mmm, b-a-c-o-n…)…



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