OK, I can explain…
Yes, this is a male dog. Yes, we’ve just met in the park. Yes I appear to be HUMPING HIS HEAD.
It’s SPRING… time for a young man’s thoughts to turn to… ok, maybe not exactly gay doggie sex but something along those lines. I tell you, I just have these urges that I can’t explain. I try to ask older male dogs what they do when this sort of thing takes over and they all tell me the same thing:
FIND A BITCH
I’m working on that… in the meantime, look out dogs of Los Angeles, Bogart is letting his freak flag fly!!!